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Alcoholism Demotivational Poster


ONE DRINK -


TAGS: alcoholism drink reasons sad cubby
Rating: 4.21/5

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Derek - July 11, 2010, 9:38 pm
1 more drink to be comatose
guyfox - July 10, 2010, 8:59 pm
now this has never been more true


ALCOHOLISM - Your friends really only did this to kill time while they were waiting for the paramedics. They still love you.




POTATOES - Yep, this is how I like them PREPARED.


TAGS: january challenge potatoes vodka alcoholism
Rating: 3.17/5

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rerun - January 29, 2010, 6:54 pm

looks like you may have had a few when you last responded to this forum chatter....the Tequila is what would kill me
[email protected] - January 29, 2010, 6:49 pm
FEACPLANT FATTMATT WHY SO SERIOUSE. I've had a few when I'm on the net. I'm just throwing jabs busting chops. The Seagrams was empty the Smirnoff was barely 3 fingers. But I'm not touching the BACARDI, zat crap will kill you.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 6:44 pm
It must be the Ny-quil talking, but I am really being a jerk today! Oh well, nappy time!
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 6:42 pm
To be honest, I didn't know tequila COULD be made from potato at all. But R.S. is correct...and grain vodka is the WORST kind of all. But I like the thought...I gave 4 for the good idea decently executed.
R.S.Jake - January 27, 2010, 3:50 pm
OK, I guess I gotta be the A-hole here.. :) ..none of these brnds of Vodka are distilled using potatoes. There, I said it, please continue to whine about 1L's.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:31 pm
-1 for whining +3 for not using "zat" anywhere in this poster like you like to do. so you get a solid 4 from me.
Fatt Matt - January 27, 2010, 3:30 pm
Yeo... I really thought this was some of your best work to date. Might just be the alcoholic in me... but whining about votes is just pathetic, really, who cares? If YOU like it screw everyone else.
_Ally - January 27, 2010, 12:58 pm
Asking for 5L votes usually gets you 1l or none at all....remember that
Faceplant31 - January 27, 2010, 12:55 pm
This guy is getting really annoying. Quit bitching at everyone for voting 1L on your posters. If they are good they will get good votes if they aren't they wont, so quit the bitching and justaccept that we all make shit sometimes so just deal with it
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:52 pm
Well fuck it, Im wrong again
DreMagnum - January 27, 2010, 12:51 pm
You did spell Potato's wrong...
[email protected] - January 27, 2010, 12:34 pm
5 votes 4/5 lions @11:39:40 Don't screw me on this. You do the right thing by me here. if you can't vote 4.5 our higher activate your 5 constitutuional right. if u can't say something nice...
phydeaux - January 27, 2010, 12:27 pm
Da, vodka eta OCHEN horosho!


ALCOHOLISM - Some signs are clearer than others.




DRUNK PEE WEE -




Perspective -




ALCOHOLISM - Sometimes you have to wake up under a passed out Kevin Sorbo on a bench before you can admit to it.




ALCOHOLISM - Your friends still love you enough to try and embarrass you so badly you'll quit drinking like a moron.




ALCOHOLISM -


TAGS: alcoholism assignment cheaper than divorce
Rating: 4.54/5

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agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
5L
agdaniele - July 10, 2010, 6:26 pm
This may be the 12th Guinness speaking... but, they look like twins!


THE BATTLE RAGES ON - Just back down Aggy I'm bigger and I'm stronger F*ck your Widget.


TAGS: the regulars will get it guinness jamesons this is alcoholism
Rating: 3.92/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 21, 2010, 4:11 pm
It was just so...gross.
agdaniele - August 21, 2010, 12:10 pm
So, couldn't handle a man's beer, mooooo?
pzykosiz - August 21, 2010, 5:00 am
at least it will be fun while it lasts
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:47 pm
Lightning don't strike twice.
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 8:42 pm
Mooooooooooooooooo on the other hand would more than likely lose his last remaining brain cell.
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 8:41 pm
The worst thing that could happen to you Aggy, is that you would be farting nitrogen for a week.
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:39 pm
I do not envy the hangover that'll come from this deadly combo.
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:37 pm
If I tried to drink faster, the Guinness would blow up in my stomach. And if you're gonna fuck a widget, make sure it's one from the can and not the bottle. Just sayin'
agdaniele - August 20, 2010, 8:36 pm
Cheers, Mooooo! You don't look a day over John Candy!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 8:03 pm
Not fair....I could win, But I'd have to go to the hospital........Anywho, I bought some Guinness today In honor of Aggy's b-day (which I missed)....happy 70th buddy!!!!
ICEMAN - August 20, 2010, 8:01 pm
Time for a contest. See which of you can drink down their respective containers the fastest. On 5...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2010, 7:57 pm
See y'all after poker.


PROOF -




CHEERS! -




MODERATION - the best way to handle sobriety


TAGS: alcoholism
Rating: 4.43/5

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BriaHere - June 20, 2009, 7:04 pm
The mum looks like Amy Winehouse. Therefore, I'm going to assume that baby is Amy Winehouse. It all makes sense now.
TigerKid - July 23, 2008, 7:48 pm
That's hilarious if it's not actually beer.


SELF-DECEPTION -


TAGS: lonliness isolation alcoholism estrangement
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - October 16, 2016, 3:28 am
UP yours


ELEMENTARY EDUCATION -


TAGS: drunken father child alcoholism poster
Rating: 4.64/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:07 am
Christopher Titus spoke of that once, didn't he?
spacedog - February 5, 2016, 5:33 pm
So demotivating. 5


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